Work Pays the Bills. Unfortunately, It Also Starts Early.
If waking up before you’re ready feels like a personal attack, this shirt gets it. The “I’ve Done Horrible Things for Money — Like Waking Up Early to Go to Work” tee pairs painfully relatable work humor with a tired raccoon holding coffee.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, this tee combines soft garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed everyday fit. It’s made for early shifts, coffee runs, casual Fridays, weekends, or anyone who would rather be sleeping than clocking in.
Why You'll Love It
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Relatable Work Humor: Perfect for anyone who considers an early alarm one of life’s greatest injustices.
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Instant Conversation Starter: The grumpy raccoon and sarcastic punchline are hard to miss.
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Soft, Lived-In Comfort: Garment-dyed cotton gives the shirt a comfortable, broken-in feel.
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Relaxed Everyday Fit: Easy to wear with jeans, shorts, or casual layers.
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Funny Gift for Coworkers: A great pick for coworkers, friends, night owls, coffee lovers, and anyone tired of morning shifts.
Specifications
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Style: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt
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Material: 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
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Fit: Relaxed fit
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Construction: Tubular knit without side seams
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Stitching: Double-needle stitching on finished edges
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Fabric Finish: Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
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Sizes: S–4XL, depending on availability
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Country of Origin: Made in Honduras
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Care: Machine wash cold up to 90°F, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low heat, and do not dry clean
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