The Math Takes an Unexpected Turn
The “If I Had 12 Guns” tee starts like a simple subtraction problem and ends with the punchline: “47. Because I Lied About Having 12.” It’s firearm-themed satire presented as an old-school word problem with a distressed American-inspired graphic.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, this tee combines vintage-style typography with soft garment-dyed cotton and a relaxed fit for everyday casual wear.
Why You'll Love It
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Unexpected Punchline: The fake math problem delivers the joke only after drawing the reader in.
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Vintage Americana Look: Distressed flag elements and aged typography give the design a rugged feel.
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Soft, Lived-In Comfort: Garment-dyed cotton offers a comfortable broken-in texture.
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Relaxed Everyday Fit: Easy to style with denim, shorts, jackets, or casual layers.
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Statement Gift Idea: A distinctive option for adults who enjoy firearm-themed satire and dry humor.
Specifications
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Style: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt
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Material: 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
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Fit: Relaxed fit
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Design: “If I Had 12 Guns…” humorous math quote
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Artwork: Distressed American-inspired flag graphic
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Construction: Tubular knit without side seams
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Stitching: Double-needle stitching on finished edges
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Fabric Finish: Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
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Sizes: S–4XL, depending on availability
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Country of Origin: Made in Honduras
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Care: Machine wash cold up to 90°F, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low heat, and do not dry clean
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